Though I love Korean drama very very much. After watching those ever-saddening Korean dramas, I told myself to prevent watching dramas which have actors or actresses with cancer or diseases, or dramas where brothers and sisters fell in love. I had enough of those scenes. Repeating the stories didn't make the drama any better.
I guess everyone thinks the same too. That's why people come out with this list of funny statement. Haha...
I copied parts from a blog http://www.villageblogger.com/saeyun/. I omitted those which dun sound funny to me.
Here goes:
1) If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.
2) You and your boyfriend will always playfully chase each other on an ice rink, at the beach, or in the leaves. And you'll laugh for no reason and your boyfriend will hit you "playfully" but the force of his push will have you flying across the room. But it's okay. Cuz you're still laughing like a crazy person.
3) Brothers/cousin/uncles-newphews will always love the same girl.
4) You're allowed to make u-turns wherever you want in
5) There is a super quick payment device that allows you to pay a bill quickly enough for a guy to run immediately out of a restaurant after his angry girlfriend storms out.
6) Everyone has cancer.
7) If you're rich, you're a jerk.
8) If you're poor, you're an angel.
9) Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.
10) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.
11) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.
12) If you TRULY love each other, you must die together in the end. Frozen outside instead of finding shelter like sane people. Just frozen....
13) You go to
14) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.
15) Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.
16) If you stand out in the rain for more than five minutes, you'll end up with a fever and vertigo and people will rush you to the hospital to get some magic IV. And instead of taking an ambulance or driving they'll race you on their back.
17) Even if you're poor and can't eat, you never wear the same clothes twice.
18) If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. couldnt be more true, theyre like a deer in headlights
19) Everyone has a long lost sister/brother/twin. Usually one they didn't know about.
20) If you don't want to answer your phone, you can't just turn it off. The battery
needs to be taken out.
21) If you're in a relationship, you must at one point leave and have your lover tearfully come RIGHT before you board the plane (vice versa applies as well. You can be the chaser). 60% of the time you see each other, the other 40% you're roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see them.
22) Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.
23) Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.
24) Guys like to wear foundation, eyeliner and sometimes a smudge of lipliner.
25) You always get stuck in an elevator with someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. Even if there are six different elevators, you'll always be stuck in the same one with that bastard you hate (or just fought with).
26) Unless you're fabulously rich, your in-laws will always hate you
27) So will your sister-in-law.
28) A guy will always get the right size ring, even if you're never held hands.
29) People stare off into space and ponder a lot. They'll just stop in the middle of the road and watch a leaf on a tree for a good three minutes, and just ponder.
30) You'll get pregnant the first time you have sex.
31) If you overcome great obstacles to be together, one of you must die. Probably due to cancer.
Damn funny lo.
I love the one "Everyone has cancer" which is so true for those older version korean drama. Luckily nowadays Korean drama no more cancer actors and actresses. That's a good news.
But, NO CANCER CASES PWWEASSSEE..
